Pickachu Lover's SuperPage
   
And I have one thing to tell you... do the DEW
 
Well now, greetings! I am, as you have probably figured out, a Pickachu lover! If you have not figured this out, I suggest you get an eye exam, unless you are blind, in which case you should not be on my page. But if you are not blind, you should, so stay! Anyway, in case you don't know what a Pickachu is, it's a Pokemon! The coolest one except for its evolved form of which I forget the name. And if you do not know what Pokemon is, then you are so stupid you do not deserve to know, so I won't say. But you're not so stupid that you should leave my page! THAT would be stupid! Now, the beautiful woman to the left is Jennifer Love Hewitt, queen of all beauty. Enjoy this gorgeous photo of her- well, if you're a guy, that is. What? Why don't I have a Pickachu picture? Because the stupid thing won't let me download one! I don't know why, but I have been unable to download every Pickachu picture I have found on the web. So instead, I have Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is even cuter than Pickachu. But, if I ever find a Pickachu, it will probably replace one of my Amy Jo Johnson pics, which are farther down. Amy is almost as hot as Jenny.
So sit back and browse, and while you're at it, get drunk, because everything is more happy when you're drunk. No, I don't know this, because I'm 13, but hey, I think that's what happens when you're drunk.
 
So, what will you find on my page? Well, there are several things. One is my writing. I don't know how soon I will have that here, but, hey, I'll get it sometime. If you like my writing, e-mail me at [email protected] and tell me so! If you don't like my writing, then e-mail me and tell me that! Come on, e-mail me and tell me my shoe is untied! My fly is down! My girlfriend dumped me! Anything! Just e-mail me! Oh, and by the way, I don't have a girlfriend, sadly, but I wish I did, so maybe the girlfriend I wish I had can dump me in your e-mail.
Speaking of which, I'm going to tell you all about the girl I wish was my girlfriend. Her name is Constance Zimmer, and she is the most gorgeous girl you could ever find. She's also an angel. I have decided that. And I wish like heck that I had a picture of her to put on this web-site, but I don't, so boo-hoo. Unfortunately, the feeling is not mutual between us, but at least she doesn't hate me! But to make up for lack of a picture, I will describe her: She has beautiful blonde hair and one of the hottest figures I've ever seen. Wow. Aren't you glad I told you that? Well, you are if you're a lesbian girl, in which I say, GET OFFA MY PAGE YOU PERVERT!!!!! But if you're not lesbian, I don't say that to you. Cool, huh? As if anyone cares about my love life anyway...
Well, anyway, you will also find Amy Jo Johnson here. She's almost as hot as Connie! You might also find some other hotties as time progresses. Maybe even Connie, if I'm lucky enough to get a pick of her. Then you can all see for yourselves how hot she is! But enough is enough. Check out my page. I also have more info about me, as if anyone would care, and I have some other junk that I haven't thought of yet. So browse my page- hopefully, it will be better than it is now by the time you see it!
 
Ah, here we have: Amy Jo Johnson! Isn't she gorgeous??








Info about me: I'm 13, I like soccer, Nintendo 64, chatting online, and surfing the web. My favorite movies are The Mask of Zorro and Return of the Jedi. Plus, I am the only person on the planet who thinks Independance Day was better than Men in Black. My favorite band is Third Eye Blind. My favorite radio station WAS Max 95.7, but it recently changed formats. If you are a MAX fan who wants it back, then visit my page later to find the adress of a "MAX restoration page" where you can E-mail me with your name and the fact that you want MAX back. If I get enough names, then I'll send 'em to 95.7 and maybe we'll get MAX back! Enough about me!
 
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